My mother informed me today that she fed me my first McDonald's burger when I was 9 months old and that my doctor said it was perfectly OK.
I suppose this is something I can let go.
Actually, this is all tongue-in-cheek. Yes, my mother did feed me a burger at a young age from McDonald's. Yes, I survived. No, I am not overtly obese. It was just a joke, intended to make people laugh. And yes, it really did happen. I suppose though, a burger is much better than a soda or **shudders** straight whiskey! (Yes, I've heard of this happening... I don't want to know!)
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